Weird Things

Ok. I should be in bed, since I have to be at work in some semblance of sanity eight hours from now. But I had to check the blog search stats before I headed off to sleep.

"My yarn is a knotted mess"

That one I can understand. My sympathies. I've been there, honey, I can't fix it for you. There isn't enough whiskey in the cabinet for that.

"how many stitches are in a 1000 meter spindle"

If you can spin with a 1000 meter spindle, I really want to see the video.

"carolina blue sock yarn"

My husband would be very, very happy if you found this for him (he's a Tarheel).

"squashed frog spinal cord"

I'm sure that made sense to someone. I think I need more whiskey to figure that out, and decipher why it got you to my blog.

"geoduck knitting pattern"

Now really, people. Have you ever seen a geoduck? Why would you want to knit one, never mind eat one??

I am really off to bed. I should know better to check these things at near-midnight.